Apologies once again to anyone who actually paid attention, but as a single woman coming and going from two cities nearly every day driving for hours, lifting heavy cargo and doing physical work in between, I don't have the bandwidth to continue to get "But Tryst said you were in town today" notes from over 50% of guys who couldn't take a nanosecond to read the arrival and departure times I took the time to post. Everybody loves a provider who seems legit by having a website, they just don't bother to actually read the website.

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Again, I can't start an appointment before arrival time and can't end after departure time. There are far too many last day/after checkout inquiries from guys I didn't hear a peep from before and during my actual visit. Maybe next time I'm in town give me notice?

 

Please read the times above, and only inquire about cities, times and dates that I have scheduled. Please don't fill in the blanks guessing where I am on unposted dates. "Home base" dates are on my calendar along with everything else. If there are no posted dates I'm not working. Having a schedule all year of driving to multiple cities each week with nearly nonexistent margins after low volume + massive overhead expense means I sometimes need a little time off, and time off needs to be off, meaning also not tthinking about work. Please allow me the space on days I haven't advertised to unplug.

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Also don't knowingly "flub" my contact form with the brilliant original scheme that I've totally never encountered before in over 20 years of sweet talking me or trying to negotiate my screening requirements.

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My form says in my trademark acid yellow "don't even think about it" visual style that there are two absolutely non-negotiable requirements to screen. Do NOT tell me after I reply "Well actually..." followed by anything, including the classics:

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"I used to have that email but no longer do"

"I can't get email on... (the weekend/holiday/any other reason)"

"I'm retired"

"Free unpublished email is what I use for work" (explaining what independently verifying means never gets old)

"I just filled that in because I couldn't get the form to go through otherwise" (BIG hint if you're trying to force my form to STOP)

"Can I send a pic of my ID" (something you can buy off the dark web and I have no way to verify, no)

"Can you Google me" (you mean the guy you're potentially impersonating, no)

"Can you check my LinkedIn" (nothing self-published, period)

"I'm uncomfortable screening" (my contact form has everything you need to calm your nerves, and if that isn't enough please do not contact me)

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Don't send student email. Don't send hobby gigs like once a month weekend soccer coach. Don't send your home address. Don't send selfies. The entire point of screening is to screen out full time professions that can cause direct harm to me. I am after all in the United States, not New Zealand. Your part time hobby or student identity does not serve this purpose. If you're in industries that cause me harm (churches, LE, journalism, hospitality management...) I'm not going to do "the devil you know" scheduling, so please don't be in the very conflict of interest professions I'm filtering out sending and resending and getting increasingly annoyed that I'm not replying. As it says on the form I couldn't care less about your personal life, I don't spend hours poring over it, and I won't remember it seconds after I verify it. I pay hundreds every year for an elaborate contact form for one single, solitary purpose. That doesn't all just go out the window because someone who can't or won't screen wants a massage.

 

If my telling you LE and scammers never screen along with my no nonsense website isn't enough to break through irrational fears I understand, but please don't contact me to tell me about it. You'll never put yourself more at risk than showing up at the door of someone who doesn't value safety (yours or theirs) enough to screen, but hopefully you won't find that out the hard way. Feel free to watch me visit your city repeatedly if you need to work up to believing I'm a real provider who has to be doing something legitimate instead of burning bridges considering gas prices and hotel rates in this economy and me without rich parents or deposits, but don't contact me without what I need to screen, thanks.

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